December 31: how to have fun at home

Going out on New Year's Eve is reckless. Crowds everywhere, queues for miles to enter the club, six layers of human beings at the bar, elbows in the eye to order an orange whiskey, total absence of taxis to return home, cubata stains on the new shirt, storms of jugs, puddles of vomit at the door of the house… Oliver Stone could shoot 'Platoon 2'.

This New Year's Eve you don't move from home, period ball; the war that is going on out there is not your war. Close the door with three latches, do not accept anyone who is not on your guest list, prepare supplies in time and turn your home into a bunker, in the funniest panic room one can imagine… This New Year's Eve you don't leave home, let the others suffer out there.

SOFA, MATASUEGRAS AND MOVIE

SOFA, MATASUEGRAS AND PELIAhere you have a selection of Christmas films. Classic? Yes. Cash? Also.

1. 'Love actually' (Netflix)

1. 'Love Actually' (Netflix) A Christmas without seeing 'Love Actually' is like paella without rice. On Netflix you have this anthological comedy that will make you enter 2020 with a good vibe in your body. And it doesn't leave a hangover.

2. 'Father there is but one' (Amazon)

2. 'There is only one father' (Amazon)Santiago Segura playing the cheeky father. Harmless artifact and perfect to enjoy with the little ones. Don't even think of calling them 'The Irishman' unless you want to sedate them.

3. 'The Polar Express' (Amazon)

3. 'The Polar Express' (Amazon)A realistic animation classic directed by Robert 'Back to the Future' Zemeckis. It supures Christmas from the first to the last frame. If you are a victim of Rodalies, you will reconcile with the train.

4. 'Alone at home' (Movistar)

4. 'Solo en casa' (Movistar) A damn classic, a milestone in physical comedy, the game of cat and mouse taken to a stratospheric level. Inevitable to think of the catchy chorus of the song 'Macaulay Culkin' by Ladilla Rusa.

5. 'Gremlins 2' (HBO)

5. 'Gremlins 2' (HBO) Yes, the first part is very good, but you may have seen it more times than your father. The second is a cult film with very crazy critters and a great actor: the great Christopher Lee!

THE FIRST 'BINGE-WATCHING'

THE FIRST 'BINGE-WATCHING' These series engage more than the shortbread: watch out!

1. 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' (Netflix)

1. 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' (Netflix) 'Crazy Police Academy' in code 'Saturday Night Live'. With the hilarious Andy Samberg at the helm, this comedy is the funniest thing that has happened to the police genre since Mortadelo y Filemón.

2. 'Rick & Morty' (HBO)

2. 'Rick & Morty' (HBO)The most crazy, addictive and politically incorrect animated series. Inspired by the characters from 'Back to the Future', it will drive science fiction fans and your role-playing cousin crazy.

3. '30 Rock' (Amazon)

3. '30 Rock' (Amazon) A mountain of drugs that will keep you awake until the sun comes up. Stupid characters; Hilarious 'gags' and an anthological 'prot': the Republican executive Jack Donaghy ... his word is law.

4. 'Succession' (HBO)

4. 'Succession' (HBO) Rich very rich. Very bastard bastards. Bad and manipulative people in the upper echelons of power. A family of billionaires who gobble each other's eyes. 'Falcon Crest', 'Dallas' and 'The Colbys' are Peppa Pig by his side.

5. 'Shame' (Movistar)

5. 'Vergüenza' (Movistar) One of the best Spanish comedies that have been made on television. Javier Gutiérrez gives life to a pitiful guy who every time he opens his mouth makes the most frightening of ridiculous. He will enchant you & mldr ;, as long as you don't see yourself reflected.

CHIMES ON TV

CHIMES ON TV Here are the ones we like the most: freaks, delirious, weird and controversial.

1. Canary Islands Television (Movistar)

1. Canarias Television (Movistar) 'Living' la vida loca. Why not celebrate the chimes twice? As easy as putting on the Canary Islands TV and enjoying its chimes an hour after yours. Groundhog's New Year's Eve.

2. Antenna 3

2. Antena 3 Every year, the happy controversy over Cristina Pedroche's shrinking dress. She has managed to turn her outfit into one of her most anticipated moments, but the best thing is to see Chicote in 'Don't look at me, I was passing by' mode.

3. The 2

3. The 2Y not because we are alternative. In La 2, after the chimes they don't broadcast Antarctic fauna documentaries, what they play is one of the most wonderful traditions of New Year's Eve: the special 'Cachitos de Hierro y Chrome' and its horny labels. Will Bertín Osborne also receive this year? Let's hope so.

4. With Irma Soriano (Youtube)

4. With Irma Soriano (Youtube) The same Irma Soriano who destroyed half of Spain in 1994. Her. The presenter has not thought of anything other than doing them on her YouTube channel. If you like strong emotions, you will be welcome to this roller coaster of decadence.

5. Chimes on Barça TV

5. Chimes on Barça TV Do you have to inject adrenaline into your grandfather's heart, like in 'Pulp Fiction', when Barça loses? Believe me, nothing will make you happier than a few culés chimes. On Barça TV they will not only broadcast the chimes, but they will broadcast the best goals of the year for FC Barcelona. Start the year with Messi? Much better than with your husband.

SUGAR!

SUGAR!Without a good stash of candy, the whole night can go down the drain.

1. Cloudstreet Bakery

1. Cloudstreet BakeryIt is one of the craziest bakeries in Barcelona. In addition, they have awarded him the prize for the best artisan 'panettone' in Spain. If you get a copy of this cosmic bun, there will be treacherous knife attacks to get the last chunk.

Rosselló, 112. cloudstreet.es

2. The Hive

2. La Colmena Cakes, sweets, nougats, candies and pastries just like before. La Colmena has been handing out sucrose since 1843 and is a host of authenticity. His Bulgarian will bring you back to the 80's faster than an episode of 'Stranger Things'.

Plaza de l'Àngel, 12. pastisserialacolmena.com

3. L'Atelier

3. L'Atelier Half pastry school, half patisserie, it's a wet dream for lovers of contemporary patisserie. He will seduce your guests with such interesting inventions as his particular version of 'The Pink Panther'.

Viladomat, 140. latelierbarcelona.com

4. Takashi Ochiai

4. Takashi Ochiai Japanese and Mediterranean pastries collide in perfect harmony in these showcases. Their 'mochis' are imperial, their 'matcha' croissants and their 'dorayakis' are unrivaled in Barcelona and they make a 'panettone' that would put the Liceu on its feet.

Urgell, 110. www.ochiaipastisseria.com

5. Cookies Too

5. Cookies Too many The 'rolls' they manufacture should be classified as a hard drug by Health. What madness. Cinnamon, gold, cheesecake, they even have them salty. And be careful with the cookies: they are so delicious that you could eat one for every chime.

Princess, 28. too much.es

RED HOT

AL ROJO VIVO Many criticize sheep traditions, but there is no New Year's Eve that you don't wear red underwear.

1. Janina Lingerie

1. Janina LingerieThe most select brands, the most chic models, the highest quality fabrics come together in the windows of this veteran lingerie. If you want quality under your clothes, Janina has the bobbin lace you need.

Pau Casals, 8. janinalingerie.com

2.Kiabi

2. Kiabi Prices for all audiences and Christmas designs at large. Not only can you buy red underwear or pajamas, they also have an important collection of Christmas sweaters at ridiculous prices. There are red ones, of course.

Diagonal Mar / Finestrelles / Montigalà Shopping Center.

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3. Crazyinlove

3. CrazyinloveWhy not a corset? Ask for help at Crazyinlove and they will surely find you one in red tones. Don't be surprised if your partner chokes on grapes when they see it.

Felip II, 98. crazyinlove.es

4. The Pearl

4. The Pearl It is elegance. Good manners. Containment. And very exquisite sexy designs. You will wear the best red underwear on the market: in her 'boutique' you will feel like a Kardashian.

Paseo de Gracia, 73.laperla.com

5. Buketo

5. Buketo Are you going to bring out the puma in you or are you going to be a meek kitten? In Buketo they have the men's underwear you need, if your bet opts for the puma. Even erotic costumes for men, some of a passionate red that burns the retinas: dare, tiger.

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HOMEMADE PLAYLIST

CASERA 'PLAYLIST' These are some of the songs that cannot be missing from your Spotify list.

1. Raphael: 'My big night'

1. Raphael: 'Mi gran noche' is not a Christmas song 'per se', but it is the most Christmassy song you have ever heard in your life. It can be your big night, of course, as long as you don't leave the house.

2. The Ramones: 'Merry Christmas'

2. The Ramones: 'Merry Christmas'Punk rock and Christmas spirit in the same bowl? Miracles of this type take place on these magical dates. Allowed to make 'pogos', but away from Lladró figures. Yes to Christmas carols with leather jackets.

3. Wham: 'Last Christmas'

3. Wham: 'Last Christmas'Few songs evoke the Christmas holidays with as much romance and lacquer. When I think about the 'royalties' that this great song must generate, my toupee bristles like George Michael from the 80s.

4.Run DMC: 'Christmas in Hollis'

4. Run DMC: 'Christmas in Hollis' Caps, chains and mistletoe. Put some hip-hop on your New Year's Eve, heck, it's always fun to see Granny sporting a backwards cap, doing weird finger gestures and moving like Ice Cube.

5. Extremoduro: 'Carol of the King of Extremadura'

5. Extremoduro: 'Carol of the King of Extremadura' 2019 has left us with the bitter news of the separation of Extremoduro. This New Year's Eve you can pay homage to the hard rock band with this Christmas carol overflowing with guitars and scratching your throat. 'In memoriam'.

WATER WITH MYSTERY

WATER WITH MYSTERY In these places you will find the fuel your liver needs.

1. Bonavista Winery

1. Bodega Bonavista Possibly the best winery in Gràcia. If you are looking for quality wine, here they will advise you properly, you can buy bottles with an excellent value for money and undeniable jewels at the price of gold. They also have an assortment of cheeses that would knock out Gérard Depardieu himself.

Bonavista, 10.facebook.com/bodegabonavistabcn/

2. Vila Viniteca

2. Vila Viniteca A temple like the top of a pine tree. The most exquisite winery in El Born will supply you with the most tremendous wines and cavas on the market and will seduce you with all kinds of 'delicatessen' food. By the way, the best cheese section in Barcelona is found in this 'bon vivant' cave.

Agullers, 7. vilaviniteca.es

3. Lateria Liquor Store

3. Licorería LateríaDistillates, vermouths, wines, cavas… In Latería you will find the poison you are looking for, in large quantities and with options for all pockets. The most complete space in the Gòtic in terms of drinking.

Escudellers, 5.licorerialateriabarcelona.com

4.Sexy Wine

4. Sexy Wine In this small winery in the Raval they will treat you as if you were family, and they will put in your bag high quality wines at very reasonable prices. One of the most vindicatable wine temples in Ciutat Vella.

Joaquin Costa, 8. www.sexywine.net

5. Notary Warehouse No. 1

5. Bodega Notariat No 1 Have you invited the bore of strange beers for your New Year's Eve at home? Well, straight to this warehouse. Their catalog of Belgian beers is amazing and they also sell bulk wine, in case you want to finish the job right there, carafe in hand.

Notary, 1. facebook.com/notariat.club/

GO FOR GRAPES

GO FOR GRAPES You will eat these even in the rooms. The best material to give the chime.

1. Morel Fruites

1. Morel Fruites It's not cheap, but the fruit it sells is outrageous. At this stand in La Boqueria you will find the most select grapes. The juiciest, sweetest and brightest grains. The most seductive pearls.

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2. Camarasa

2. Camarasa These greengrocers are small high-end fruit paradises. You'll spend half a salary on their grapes, but you'll start the year with the best stuff imaginable. And if there is a rarity, you can surprise him with some exotic fruit: they have everything and more.

Friend, 59. camarasafruits.es

3. Olives Francesc

3. Olives FrancescMuch respect for people who prefer olives to grapes. If you are part of the olive team, at Olives Francesc, in La Boqueria, they have the best that my server has tasted in Barcelona. Take the opportunity to take some 'gildas': good cream.

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4. The Cau del Dolç

4. The Cau del DolçLacasitos. Gummy bears. M&M's. strawberries You will find everything in industrial quantities and at very popular prices. Impossible not to remember Rajoy's 'sweets'.

Rambla del Prat, 14. facebook.com/elcaudeldolc

5. Snouts

5. Snouts If your dog is one of the family, why the hell does he have to run out of grapes? Don't you have a heart in there? In the Snouts canine pastry shop you will find fake grapes for dogs: natural, safe and inclusive; I'm sure he'll finish them before you do.

Lepant, 339, and Clot, 87.

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DO NOT TREAD THE KITCHEN

DO NOT STEP IN THE KITCHEN Here you have so many dishes to choose from that would make the 'uncle' shit until next summer.

1. Semon

1. Semon This is the place where Barcelona's elite buy their ready-made food. The prices are high, but the quality of the Mandanga is undeniable. These prepared dishes and gourmet products are still legend and will never make you look bad. I swear to Snoopy.

Ganduxer, 31. semon.es

2. Arrivals Cuits La Boqueria

2. Llegums Cuits La Boqueria Real homemade food. Without fanfare, but effective, made with the heart. Salads, stews, meats, snails, vegetables, the prepared dishes at this stall in La Boqueria are legendary and move in a very reasonable price range.

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3. Nomomoto

3. Nomomoto Take advantage of the fact that they open on the 31st at noon and load up with all the 'sushi' you can for dinner. Order it at home or go to pick it up with an excavator, if necessary: ​​these takeaway trays are the most reliable in Barcelona.

General Mitre, 1.gruponomo.com/restaurante/nomomoto

4. Poll Bo

4. Poll BoThis mythical 'rostisseria' makes things easy for you and they have a Christmas menu with a huge number of dishes. Every conceivable Christmas recipe is there: pack the family, let them burst at once.

Valencia, 319.

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5.Gaig Barcelona

5. Gaig BarcelonaThe traditional Catalan cuisine of a legend like Carles Gaig at your table. 'boom' It is not a Christmas miracle. Plates with a background and a special section for Christmas with cannelloni, escudella, 'carn d'olla' and company. A piece of advice: order by phone in advance or you will have to dine on Fabada Litoral. Nau Santa

Maria, 5-7.barcelona.restaurantgaig.com

LET'S PLAY

LET'S PLAY A good board game can turn a fair home evening into a first-rate collective adventure.

1.Kaburi

1. Kaburi Experts tell me that Kaburi is a mecca. They have games of all themes, for all levels and all ages. Choose well and you will have the troop entertained until late at night.

Paseo de Sant Joan, 11. kaburi.es

2. Gigamesh

The geek shop par excellence is also a small board game sanctuary. Gigamesh has the best titles, and if you're new to the subject, they also have the best shop assistants - they'll be sure to give you good advice.

Bailén, 8. gigamesh.com

3. Puzzlemania

3. Puzzlemania There are people for everything in this world, crazy puzzlers who dedicate half their lives to this leisure discipline. In Puzzlemania they have colossal puzzles so you can solve them as a group. You don't know how much fun it is to put together a 2,000-piece puzzle drunk as a skunk.

Diputació, 225. puzzlemania.net

4. Play X Play

4. Play X PlayThe Barcelona cathedral of games. No one here is left without their slice of cake. Games for children, strategy, card… Ask for that little mouth and your wish will be granted.

Avenida de Gaudí, 39. playxjugar.com

5. Jockey Center

5. Central de JocsVeterans and reliable. Strategy games, family games, classic board games… They are true masters, but they know how to welcome newcomers and guide them towards the type of game that best suits their needs.

Numància, 112-116.centraldejocs.com